Q: Why did boy shoot the clock?
A: He wanted to kill some time!
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Q: Why was the vet mad?
A: It was raining cats and dogs!
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Q: Why did boy punch the bed?
A: His mother told him to hit the sack!
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Q: What is the time when an elephant sits on your car?
A: Time to buy a new one!
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Q:Why did boy throw butter out the window? (Easy)
A: To see the butter fly (butterfly)!
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Q: What bus crossed the ocean (not airbus)?
A: Colombus!
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Q: What goes up but never comes down?
A: IDK, find out yourself!
Q:Why did boy count clouds?
A: He wanted to be in cloud 9!
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What goes up and not come down ?
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